Why Kanda doesn't like Kandy

Why Kanda doesn't eat Kandy

It was a well-known fact that Kanda hated anything sweet. Lavi decided it was up to him as Bookman Jr. to discover why. Sitting with Kanda meant you had a death wish, talking meant that you wanted a relationship with Mugen;  but that didn't seem to deter the *cough*suicidal*cough* red-headed rabbit.  He strolled into the cafeteria with his usual goofy-grin in place, determined to get answers. He immediately walked over to where the normally pissed samurai was sitting, eating his soba. Ignoring the glances he got from Allen and Lenalee, he opened his mouth. "Hey, Yuu!" A chopstick was held dangerously close to his eye, "Do you want to lose your other eye?" the Asian threatened. Lavi put his hands up in surrender, "I just had a question." Kanda gave a "Che". You never have just one question. Now leave me alone!" He sat down to finish his meal (hopefully in peace). His hope was squashed when his self-proclaimed best friend sat in front of him. He gave a "tch" before resuming his consumption of the best food in the world.
The scilence between the two hadn't even lasted a minute before the Junior Bookman decided to open his mouth. "Ne, Yuu!" Kanda twitched in annoyance but didn't stop eating. "You don't like sweets, why?" Kanda raised his head and stared at the rabbit as if he'd just told him that the sky was blue. After a momment of scilence which Lavi spent waiting for his answer, he finally said "They're revolting." Lavi continued to stare at him expectantly. Kanda gave the rabbit a "che" before ignoring him completely.  After a few minutes of remarkable (in Lavi's case) scilence. Lavi finally spoke up, "I don't think it's because you find them disqusting." He gave a grin before continuing, "I think it's because for you it would be Canibalism." Kanda gave him a you-really-are-dummer-than-I-thought-look which Lavi didn't pay attention to. "It would be Canibalism because your like Kandy!" At this everybody in the cafeteria took a collective breath and stared at the Bokman Jr. Kanda was frozen in shock, it was a wonder why the red-head was still alive because he didn't stop there. "Yuu, is sweet like Candy!" Everybody started praying for him because as soon as he was done with his declaration, Kanda was after him like Allen at Mariashi Dango. "He never does know when to shut up." Allen said offhandedly not even bothered by the screams, curses, crashes and yelling heard throughout the Order. Lenalee sighed in agreement.

Extended:
After some time of rabbit hunting Kanda calmed down (more or less). They were walking back through the hallways. It was actually more of Kanda walking away from Lavi and Lavi following like an incestant puppy.
An incestant puppy. That. Won't. Shut. Up. Kanda had his usuall scowl and Lavi had his hands behind his head, "Hey Yu-". "DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Kanda barked out a tick mark appearing. Lavi smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll call you Kandy!"  Kanda responded by hitting him with the hilt of Mugen.
"Ow!" Lavi cried while holding his head. "Wud you do that for?!?" Kanda walked ahead, "I prefer Yuu." Lavi stared at Kanda from his position on the floor, his expression brightening up. "Thank Yuu!" He said glomping Kanda and nuzzling into his neck. Before Kanda could repremand him or hit him with Mugen he let go and ran off towards the cafeteria. Kanda stared at the hallway where the enegenic rabbit disappeared a small smile tugging at his lips, "che."